Just curious.

You know that flashing/shaking banner ad at the top of the page that says, basically "If this ad is flashing/shaking, congratulations, you are a winner. Click on this ad to get your free prize". Does it ever say "sorry bud, this ad isn't shaking or flashing so you're a loser. Dont' bother clicking on this ad cause we'll charge you for everything (and sell your email address too)"?