Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Words that made me giggle today

Cromoficle
adj. To describe something that is amazing, wonderous, extraordinary, etc.

crommulant
Misspelling of the word cromulent which originated on The Simpsons. It is used ironically to mean acceptable or valid.
Edna: Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield.

Ms.Hoover: I don't know why. It's a perfectly crommulant word.

crombler
An old man, usually white, that does strange, yet exerting exercises.

Obeausity
The Theory that it would be easier to change our definition of beauty than to loose weight

lollercaust
When a large group of people LMAO at the same joke and/or event.
We all saw Jimmy fall on his face while riding on his skateboard. We had a lollercaust.

textrovert
1. One who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person.

2. One who will often only say what they really feel over text messages.
Kelly: "So how'd the conversation go with Bill last night?"
Wendy: "Ah he's such a textrovert. We didn't make any progress until I went home and he spilled his guts over texts."

Cackle Spackle
The debris propelled from one's mouth upon bursting into laughter.
Don't make someone laugh after they eat a handful of peanuts, otherwise you will feel the force of their cackle spackle.

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