फासले ऐसे भी होंगे ये कभी सोचा न था

फासले ऐसे भी होंगे ये कभी सोचा न था
सामने बैठा था मेरे और वो मेरा न था

वो की खुश्बू की तरह फैला था मेरे चारसू
मैं उसे महसूस कर सकता था छू सकता न था

रात भर उस की ही आहट कान में आती रही
झाँक कर देखा गली में कोई भी आया न था

अक्स तो मौजूद थे पर अक्स तनहाई के थे
आईना तो था मगर उस में तेरा चेहरा न था

आज उस ने दर्द भी अपने अलहदा कर दिए
आज मैं रोया तो मेरे साथ वो रोया न था

ये सभी वीरानियां उस के जुदा होने से थी
आँख धुन्धलाई हुई थी शहर धुन्धलाया न था

याद करके और भी तकलीफ होती थी "अदीम"
भूल जाने के सिवा अब कोई भी चारा न था

Joke

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

“What’s wrong, Bill?” she asked.

“Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”

“Oh, Bill, you didn’t” she exclaimed.

“Yes, I did.” he replied.

“My God, Bill, what happened?”

“I got fired.”

“No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?”

“Oh…she got fired too.”

Accident

Maine SOCHA ke mai ghar mai akeli hoon
bas khud apni hi saheli hoon
toh socha zara naaha loo
tan ki takaan mitaa loo

Jaa kar baathroom mai shower liya
but bathroom lock nahi kiya
socha ke kaun aayega abhi
ghar ke baahar hi toh hai sabhi

Par uff kya batao aur kaise
mere saath hua kuch aise
baad shower kuch aalas tha
thoda khud par mera focus tha

mai khud se kuch gunguna rahi thi
aaine ke saamne baal bana rahi thi
saare mausam saare aalam sahi thay
bas kapde kuch maine pahne nahi thay

khula darwaaza aur meri appartmentmate saamne aayi
mujhe "UNN" dekh woh ghabraayi aur chillaayii
maine bewakoofi ka aisa kaarnaama kiya
haatho se towel uthane ki jagah muh chupa liya !!!

Multiple websites IIS

host headers.

The good news is this is relatively easy to do in IIS and it works very well. There is virtually no performance penalty and it works with most every browser in use today (browsers must be HTTP 1.1 compliant). You can use DNS to point to the website so internet users can find your host header designate site with no problems. You do have to pay attention to the details however or it won't work. The biggest downside is that you compromised using SSL. (Microsoft KB Article: Q187504 - IIS: HTTP 1.1 Host Headers Not Supported When Using SSL)

Step 1: Goto the Advanced button.
In the MMC, goto the website you to access using Host Headers and right click the Web Site and select properties. One the website page, you'll see and "Advanced" button. That's where we go next so click that. You'll notice the distinct absence of any clue that this is where you do host headers.

Step 2: Get rid of the (All Unassigned) entry (if present)!
This is where most people make their mistake. This entry tells IIS to respond to all requests to the webs server with this website. This is the same entry by default as that of the Default Web Site so you can't create this unless the default web site is stopped, which it is on a lot of sites that use host headers.

Step 3: Add the entries you want.
This is where you select the IP address (I usually select one so if in the future, I add another IP address to the server, the website isn't listening on that address.), port (an entry is required - usually 80), and the infamous host header information. In the Host Header Name field, enter the exact name you want the website to respond to. If your website's name is www.coolestsiteonearth.com then that's what you enter. Press Add.
TIP: You can make more than one entry here! Also enter coolestsiteonearth.com and your site will respond to that also.

That's it! You should probably stop and start the web site to reload the new entries.

You can access your site from a browser using the host header name. If you can't access your host header web, but can ping your IIS server, then most likely you need to enter your new website name in a DNS server that your browser can access. If you can't do that right away, you can always update the HOSTS file on your development PC to map the host header name to the IIS server IP address.

दूसरों को हमारी सज़ायें न दे

दूसरों को हमारी सज़ायें न दे
चांदनी रात को बद-दुआएं न दे

फूल से आशिकी का हुनर सीख ले
तितलियाँ ख़ुद रुकेंगी सदायें न दे

सब गुनाहों का इक़रार कराने लगें
इस कदर खूबसूरत सज़ायें न दे

मोतियों को छुपा सीपियों की तरह
बेवफाओं को अपनी वफायें न दे

मैं बिखर जाऊँगा आंसूओं की तरह
इस कदर प्यार से बददुआएं न दे