Some more possible harry potter endings !!!

Harry Potter leaked and available on P2P services - 10 spoilers we'd like to be true

Well, there's discontent on the Internet, because the final installment of Harry Potter has been leaked. Although lawyers have quickly ensured the page has been taken down, it hasn't stopped some quick witted people copying it down and making it available on P2P services. Now, we haven't read the document, but here's the spoilers we'd *like* to see:

1. Harry wakes up in the shower, only to find that it was all a dream, and he's just a teenager living in Kingston.

2. Hermione realises Harry is a bit of a loser, and she's actually much keener on girls. She starts a meaningful relationship with Luna Lovegood.

3. Harry pushes Ron Weasley into the fiery pit of Mordor, before swordfighting Captain Jack Sparrow and turning Spiderman into a frog. All on the island from Lost.

4. Snape discovers shampoo, and decides that being evil isn't totally for him. Clean hair gives him a new perspective and he reverts to good.

5. Ron tries out life as a brunette. The universe collapses.

6. Harry decides to take up life as an actor, giving up all this saving the world. First part? Getting naked and pretending to be in love with horses.

7. Lord Voldemort engages in a to-the-death battle with Harry, only to find out that the battery has run out in his wand. Game over.

8. Harry wins against evil, and goes on to become a world class Quidditch player. He marries a Spice Girl and moves to LA.

9. Harry decides to run for London Mayor. He's got that terribly British awkward bumbling down to a fine art.

10. The last page reading "To be continued...